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[09.02.2013 00:25:19] Bern.Awotwi: Hello Plum,

I have been in search of someone with this last name „Plum“, that will be faithful to me, so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr.Bernard Awotwi , a banker by profession working as Director Auditing and Accounting Section with Ghana Commercial Bank Ltd.

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds to the tune of $18,500,000.00 (Eighteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) one of my bank Customers who died in the 12 May 2008, Earthquake disaster in China that killed over 5,000 people. He had no relations to claim the fund and I want you to help me receive the fund as his next of kin in your country.This is an opportunity for us to claim the fund and give our lives a complete definition.

Late Mr.Elias Plum, did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and Mr.Elias was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that I should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Elias is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don’t want such to happen.

That was why when I saw your last name, I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. I shall perfect all legal documents in your names to make you the beneficiary to the funds, Once the funds are transferred to your nominated account. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of law. It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company and also proceed for charity organization which has been my dream.

Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET and DO NOT respond to this on skype for same security reason. I have more to write you about the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal Email address:

Mr.Bernard Awotwi

Da starte ich den Computer und finde das in meinem Skype. Sicherlich hat der der Herr jemanden gesucht, der wie ein giftiges Schwermetall oder ein Pflaumenschnaps heißt. Logisch.
Da der Herr Elias und ich denselben Nachnamen haben, ham wir nich, is klar, also hieße der gute Herr Elias , er hieße ( Trommelwirbel bitte!):
Herr Elias Bum !

Der war echt gnädig. Wenn der Kinder gehabt hätte und dann Schule oder Kiga: Das ist die kleine Anna Bum, die ist jetzt in Eurer Klasse.  AB oder auch Anna Bum. Näh!

Sicher ! Oder sicherlich?
Und das alles über Skype! Tsä!

PS: Mist! War ja fürchterlich geheim und so. Also nix weiter sagen, näh?! Pssst, geheim…

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